Forbidden Hogwarts Houses

Hogwarts castle from Harry Potter, illustration for forbidden hogwarts houses article

These Hogwarts Houses were banned from the Harry Potter books and movies. Even the Sorting Hat isn’t allowed to talk about these.

  • Ravensymone
  • Grimydorks
  • Slimychin
  • Jigglypuff
  • Elfspank
  • Bonghitt
  • Hornywolf
  • Kingswanker
  • Pegsasses
  • Goatfondler
  • Crabrangoon
  • Goatfondler
  • Hasselhoff

It’s probably best to just forget about these. What’s that memory erasing spell again? Oklahoma? Ohana? Spaghetti Arrabiata? If that doesn’t work, you can always use the Muggle memory eraser: a coconut to the head. Good luck.

And remember, if you can’t afford an expensive wizard school like Hogwarts, you can get an affordable wizardry degree online at the University of the Order of the Phoenix!

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