Feeling down? Come enjoy jokes, one-liners, funny articles, and nonsense by author D.N. Schmidt.
World Baking Day is is celebrated annually on the third Sunday in May. This year, celebrate the joy of baking by making a pie, some cookies, maybe some bread, and sharing some jokes! A Baker’s Dozen of Baking Jokes: Why are cookies the only fortune telling baked goods? What about prophetic pies, or destiny donuts? You could write a whole […]
Car jokes in mirror are funnier than they appear. Long commute got you down? Is driving everywhere driving you mad? Cheer up with this collection of car jokes! (And I’m not just talking about the Pontiac Aztek!) This weekend, I’m taking an Uber to visit my parents, and then tipping extra so the driver does the visiting for me while
Book titles come in patterns. Someone will write a popular book, and other writers will try to ride their coattails by copying the pattern of verbs and nouns. After George R.R. Martin wrote A Song of Ice and Fire, authors started calling their fantasy novels “A [Something] of [Something Something]”, as a way of implying that their work was just
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Looking to become your own boss? Wondering how to compete in a crowded marketplace? I’ve got your back! Just pick one of these business ideas. I’ve even provided business names! Just remember, once you become rich, you owe me dinner. After all, “entrepreneur” is French for “main course buyer.” Business Ideas:
Cats have always been the internet’s favorite animal. People can’t get enough of watching them cram themselves into boxes, knock things off of tables, or just make goofy faces. Whether you love them or hate them, you’re sure to get a laugh from this collection of funny cat jokes. Cat Burglars Cat burglars have the highest recidivism of any criminal.
