The Greeting Card Joke

A greeting card resting on a desk, illustration for a short greeting card joke

A boss wants to send a card to an employee who just got married. He has two employees on vacation, one on his honeymoon and the other recovering from a vasectomy. He can’t remember which is which.

He gets them both cards with the same message: congratulations on tying the knot!

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