The Rancher Joke

Cows in a field - Illustration for rancher joke

To old men in a retirement home are talking about their kids. The first man says, “What does your boy do for a living?”

The second man says, “He runs a ranch in Montana. He’s got everything there: horses, cows, water buffalo…”

The first man says, “Bison?”

The second man says, “I don’t care who he dates. I just want him to be happy.”

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