If there’s one thing that you should avoid,
You should try to not be so paranoid
Try not to let those worries in your head
It doesn’t really matter, because you’ll soon be dead
You could cross the street and get hit by a truck
It wouldn’t be surprising – you’ve always had bad luck
Or you could get stabbed by a mugger who is crazy
Or die from clogged arteries, because you’ve been so lazy
You could have cancer and not even know it
Or six kinds of STDs and not even show it
Or you could fall down the stairs when you’re in a hurry
But it’s really best to relax and try not to worry
