short jokes

The Greeting Card Joke

A boss wants to send a card to an employee who just got married. He has two employees on vacation, one on his honeymoon and the other recovering from a vasectomy. He can’t remember which is which. He gets them both cards with the same message: congratulations on tying the knot!

A greeting card resting on a desk, illustration for a short greeting card joke

The Sailor Joke

Two sailors wake up in bed covered in bug bites. The first sailor says, “We must have bed bugs!” The second sailor says, “No, these are flea bites!” The first sailor says, “These are obviously bed bug bites.” The sailors argue back and forth, getting louder and louder, until they wake up the captain.  The captain comes in and says, …

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A sailboat, illustration for the sailor joke