The absurd flash fiction adventures of Captain Eric Adair, Space Operative. Ray gun fights! Alien assassins! Awkward meetings with HR! Enjoy hundreds of tiny space opera tales.
Absurdly funny super short space opera adventures Episode 218: The Distance Captain Eric was meeting with a new Space Operative recruit. “You said you’re from a distant planet, but Feyord XII is only a couple of light-years away.” The pale woman gazed out the starship window. “Yes, I meant emotionally distant.” “That sounds rough. Was it hard growing up?” “It’s […]
Absurdly funny super short space opera adventures Episode 201: The Infection Amy ran to Captain Eric’s office. “The beer!” she yelped. “Mimi’s homemade beer is ready?” he asked. “Does it taste like Earth?” She gasped, panting. “Parasite… attack… mycelium tentacles… in mouth… super gross!” “Alien parasites? Get in here. I’ll barricade the door.” She took a breath while he moved
Absurdly funny super short space opera adventures Episode 186: The Bugs Captain Eric and Amy were exploring Skoonk IV, a swampy planet in a nowhere, backwater system. Despite their electronic insect repellers, they found themselves swarmed by mosquitos. Amy swatted one of the bugs, and it left a brown, saucy stain. She frowned. “What is that?” She analyzed the liquid
Absurdly funny super short space opera adventures Episode 168: The Concert Captain Eric and Amy were at a concert on Radon IX. Eric’s favorite death metal band, Bumper Carcass, was only allowed to play on uninhabited planets. “What’s this song?” she asked, her hands over her ears. “It’s called Gamma Ray Groove!” he said, dancing. “The percussion seems dangerous. Can’t
Absurdly funny super short space opera adventures Episode 147: The Truce After years of fighting, Humans and Reptilians finally agreed to a truce. Lord Ch’kall smiled. “This war was so silly! What were we even fighting about?” “You ate my dad,” Captain Eric said. “If you don’t want people eating your food, just write your name on it!” Episode 148:
