D.N. Schmidt’s jokes, one-liners, funny articles, and nonsense.
Just like my other musical road trip game Worse Bands, this is another fun game you can play in a car or wherever you happen to be listening to music. Put a playlist on shuffle. When a song starts, press pause and come up with other artists that should tour with that band, just based on their names. Feel free …
A cat walks into a bar and hops up on the counter. The bartender laughs and says, “Let me guess, you want a Moscow mew? Or a vodcat martini? Maybe a purry furry daiquiri?” The cat scowls. “Look, man, I’ve been working all day, and I’m tired. I need a drink, not a silly pun. Now shut up and give …
April Fools’ Day is fast approaching. Looking for the perfect practical joke to pull on your friends, family, or strangers on the bus? Check out these April Fools’ Day prank ideas!
When you’re writing a screenplay, the right title is important. This is especially important with horror films. Here are some first draft horror movie titles that aren’t quite as scary as what you saw in theaters:
Some people think gangster movies are too violent. If you’re a screenwriter, here are some dialogue suggestions for kindlier, friendlier gangster movies: “I’m gonna make you swim with the dolphins!” “I know you’re the rat. The boss sent me to take care of you… You need a back rub? Chamomile tea?” “You’ll never catch me, coppers! Tag, you’re it!” “Revenge …
