The Greeting Card Joke

A boss wants to send a card to an employee who just got married. He has two employees on vacation, one on his honeymoon and the other recovering from a vasectomy. He can’t remember which is which. He gets them both cards with the same message: congratulations on tying the knot!

A greeting card resting on a desk, illustration for a short greeting card joke

The Space Opera Species Spectacle

A Science Fiction Celebration of Diversity Ships, wormholes, and ray guns are fun, but the best part of any space opera is always the “Species Spectacle” scene. This is what I call the scene where creators show off the different and unique alien species in their universe. It’s exciting to see the range of sizes and body types, from tiny …

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The Ultimate Guides to Writing

In-Depth Writing Advice Looking for writing advice? Need something to share in your blog or your next writing newsletter? Look no further! Explore these in-depth “ultimate guides” to writing dialogue, creating flawed characters, and writing story exposition. Even if you’re an experienced writer, you’re sure to learn something new. Writing Dialogue -The Ultimate Guide Writing dialogue can be very frustrating. …

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