…And several groaners Need a laugh that also makes you feel smarter? Enjoy this collection of science jokes! (Note: The science in these science jokes is not exactly accurate. These are puns, not textbooks. If you actually want to learn things, I have some research resources here.) Mr. Atom found his wife in bed with his brother. “I can’t believe […]
World Baking Day is is celebrated annually on the third Sunday in May. This year, celebrate the joy of baking by making a pie, some cookies, maybe some bread, and sharing some jokes! A Baker’s Dozen of Baking Jokes: Why are cookies the only fortune telling baked goods? What about prophetic pies, or destiny donuts? You could write a whole
A couple go to a local art show and stop to admire a portrait. “It’s beautiful,” the woman says, “but I don’t want to give my money to a painter who cheats on his wife.” The man nodded. “He’s had several affairs, yes, but you just have to separate the art from the artist.” “Good idea. You distract him and
A boss wants to send a card to an employee who just got married. He has two employees on vacation, one on his honeymoon and the other recovering from a vasectomy. He can’t remember which is which. He gets them both cards with the same message: congratulations on tying the knot!
