Forbidden Dog Names
Would you like your new pet to hate you? Do you want to be embarrassed every time you call your dog at the park? Then try one of these horrible dog name ideas!
Humor
D.N. Schmidt’s jokes, one-liners, funny articles, and nonsense.
The Monk of the Moon
A man climbed a mountain in search of the legendary Monk of the Moon, said to be the wisest man to ever live. The man explored the mountainside until he found the monk’s cave. “Oh, great Monk of the Moon, what is the meaning of life?” The monk turned around and lowered his pants. A voice came from his rear …
Indiana Fun Facts
There’s a lot to do in Indiana! Learn about the Hoosier State with these possibly true Indiana Fun Facts! Indiana State Facts: Indiana History: Indiana Geography: Indiana Tourism: Planning a visit to Indiana? A lot of people think Indiana is boring and there’s nothing to do, but that’s not true at all. There’s Holiday World, meth, college sports, meth, the …
Spooky Goth Date Ideas
Welcome, dear readers, to the delightfully dark and romantically macabre world of goth dating. If you’ve ever dreamt of candlelit dinners in a haunted mansion or moonlit strolls through eerie cemeteries, you’re in for a treat. So grab your black lipstick, don your finest velvet cape, and prepare to embrace your inner creature of the night as we explore these …
The Worst Date I Ever Had
A buddy of mine mentions that he has a classmate he wants to set me up with. I say, “What’s she like? And if you say the words ‘great personality’, the deal’s off.” He assures me that she’s attractive, like a curvy version of Winona Ryder. So, I get her number and ask her out. A few days later, I …
