A man climbed a mountain in search of the legendary Monk of the Moon, said to be the wisest man to ever live. The man explored the mountainside until he found the monk’s cave. “Oh, great Monk of the Moon, what is the meaning of life?”
The monk turned around and lowered his pants. A voice came from his rear end. “One day, your life will end. What you do with that knowledge determines your life’s meaning.”
The man scowled and said, “What is this, some kind of wisecrack?”
