The world’s hardest midterm questions
Think you’re ready for that test? Don’t be so sure! Check out the world’s hardest midterm questions and see if you’re as smart as you think you are.
Humor
Feeling down? Come enjoy jokes, one-liners, funny articles, and nonsense by author D.N. Schmidt.
Parenting Tips
Have you decided to be a parent? Desperate to have a baby, just so there will finally be someone else in the house who cries when he poops? These parenting tips will make sure your child isn’t a brat, or a friendless loner, or in diapers until he’s in high school.
The Sailor Joke
Two sailors wake up in bed covered in bug bites. The first sailor says, “We must have bed bugs!” The second sailor says, “No, these are flea bites!” The first sailor says, “These are obviously bed bug bites.” The sailors argue back and forth, getting louder and louder, until they wake up the captain. The captain comes in and says,
Chocolate Pudding Recipe
Ingredients Directions Serves One. Nutrition Information 1.53 million grams of fat, 45 million calories
Cleaning Up The Classics
Inspired by the sanitized version of Mark Twain’s “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,” I present to you some classic novels now rendered completely inoffensive:
