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Wheelbarrows and Women

My friend came to me with an unusual claim. “Wheelbarrows and women are completely the same! They work in the garden, they hold bags of dirt. Some are quite prudish, the others are flirts. They both have some legs and they both have a wheel, And neither will mind if you give them a feel. Sure, one’s made of flesh …

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Paranoia – A Poem

If there’s one thing that you should avoid, You should try to not be so paranoid Try not to let those worries in your head It doesn’t really matter, because you’ll soon be dead You could cross the street and get hit by a truck It wouldn’t be surprising – you’ve always had bad luck Or you could get stabbed …

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The Girl with the Mechanical Ass (With Apologies to William Shakespeare)

Shall I compare thine ass to a shiny coin?Thou art brighter and more callipygian.Rough twerks do shake thy tender loin,And I return to grind on you once again.Sometime too hot the thine ass shines,And other rumps seem dimm’d;Other girls I have declined,Their bushes doth be untrimm’d;But thy mechanical ass shall not fade,Nor others thine ass shall molest,While I relax in …

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